Loki - God of Mischeese Cake :)

This has all the good things in it:
A crunchy, fragrant, chocolaty base.
Cheese cream (the fresh, no-bake kind)
Mango, apple and peach slices
Blackberry and plum pudding (for the black effect)
Waldmeister jelly (the green stuff)
Apple slices (the horns)

I just had this and I died a little.
It doesn't smile and it doesn't recite Shakespeare, but it has the same effect as Tom hiddleston, it just made me weak in the knees.

And now... how can I put it?
"Dear God, I have Mjölnir in my pants."